my rating scale is out of 5 - it's pretty uncomplicated and goes something like this...
5/5 - obviously i was creaming myself in the theatre for the LOVE. i probably need a towel. it's a must must must see movie. drop what it is you're doing, and GO.
4/5 - left the theatre very happy about the fact that i saw this movie... and am SO bloody glad that i decided to get out of bed and abandon watching the Shark Week marathon on the telly (which i very much enjoy) and didn't put off seeing this movie for another day.
3/5 - in the words of the great Larry David, "pre-tty, pre-tty, pre-tty, good." i would, though, have liked this movie better without [insert X] and with more of [insert Y], but overall, a good flick that totally did the job.
2/5 - meh. i wasn't ripping out my eyes with a fork, but there was a a lot i wish didn't happen. there was also quite a bit of eye-rolling going on, and some snorts of me holding back laughter when (i think?) the director/actor was hoping to garner tears (of sadness). oh, don't worry - it was sad.
1/5 - uugghhh.... i will probably forget the title of the movie in a week, and the fact that i saw it at all in a month. i might have been paying attention at some point, but then was bored again real quick. too bad, because there was an ounce of potential to make this somewhat decent. *shrug* delete.
0/5 - OMG. i can't do it. it's a total walkout (and i don't want my money back - just get me out of this f-cking building asap). i may light the theatre on fire as i leave (apologies to those of you who decided to stay in your seats and got 3rd degree burns).
0/5 - OMG. i can't do it. it's a total walkout (and i don't want my money back - just get me out of this f-cking building asap). i may light the theatre on fire as i leave (apologies to those of you who decided to stay in your seats and got 3rd degree burns).
